About

I’m just like Carrie Bradshaw! If Carrie Bradshaw were a schlubby almost middle-age dude who collected action figures and comics instead of purses and shoes…

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So less of this…
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And more like this…

 

Are you a millennial guy in his late thirties wondering why he’s still single? If so, this is the page for you!

Are you a millennial women in her late twenties or mid-thirties with a geeky manchild boyfriend you can’t understand? This is the page for you!

I like to write about relationships and love and all the philosophy, pitfalls and successes that they entail. The problem is, my not-quite girlfriend* of sorts would prefer me to do it more anonymously instead of sharing that all with our Facebook friends (and I don’t blame her there) ┬áso I thought this blog would be fun.

My goal in this blog is to focus on what it’s like being a self-absorbed, geeky manchild in his mid-to-late thirties navigating the modern dating world. Seeing as how my love life over the past couple of years has been more dramatic than most telenovelas (minus the hammy actors and actresses with porn star proportions) and more schmaltzy than your average Harlequin romance novel (without the steamy porn scenes, unfortunately), I feel like I’m more knowledgeable than most to approach what the dating scene is like when you’re a geeky manchild who has never been married or had kids.

So if you want to get one neurotic asshole’s take on life and love in the modern age of geek culture, I’m your…guy? Bro? Douchebag?
And if all else fails, you can always check out my toy review or comic book blogs that I haven’t updated in years…